Dog Logic

The reason a dog has so many friends is that

he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a

puppy licking your face.

- Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves

you more than he loves himself.

- Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the

average person. - Andy Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap

tastes like never washed a dog.

- Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because

Alpo is up to $3 a can. That's almost $21 in dog

money. - Joe Weinstein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him

prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the

principal difference between a dog and a man.

- Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

- Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits

in your pocket and then give him only two of them.

- Phil Pastoret

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*Contributed by an email sent to me from my amazing aunt RiverEyes.