The Cowboy

You think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are...
then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens........

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working
cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay,
doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on
tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.
When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think
about women.I even think about women when I eat. It seems
that everything makes me think of women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old
cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'




*Contribution from my dear friend Chandrasekhar G