As I Mature


I've learned that you cannot make someone
love you. All you can do is stalk them and
hope they panic and give in.


I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.


I've learned that it takes years to build up
trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof,
to destroy it.


I've learned that you can get by on charm
for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd
better have a big willy or huge boobs.


I've learned that you shouldn't compare
yourself to others-they are more screwed
up than you think.


I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.


I've learned that we are responsible for
what we do, unless we are celebraties.


I've learned that regardless of how hot and
steamy a relationship is at first, the passion
fades, and there had better be a lot of money
to take its place!


I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in your house,
one of your kids did it.


I've learned that the people you care most
about in lifeare taken from you too soon and
all the less important ones just never go away.


Pass this along to 5 friends - trust me, they'll
appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something
good will happen.


If not, tough shit.
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