Subject: A true friend will read this and
send it back, a fake one will delete it.


None of that 'Sis'-sy Stuff

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship'
poems that always sound good, but
never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that
actually speak of True Friendship.


You WON'T see cutesy little
smiley faceson this card-
Just the stone cold truth of
our great friendship.


1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the
person who made
you sad like a spider
monkey jacked up
on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking
you.

3. When you smile, I
will know you are
plotting something
that I must be
involved in.

4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it
out of here.

5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible
stories about how much
worse it could be until
you quit whining, ya big
baby!!!!

6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well
again. I don't want
whatever you have....

8. When you fall I'll
pick you up and
dust you off --
After I laugh my
rear off!!

9. This is my oath... I
pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
--because you are my
FRIEND!
***********************

Friendship is like peeing
your pants, everyone can
see it, but only YOU can
feel the true warmth.

**********************

Try sending this to 10
of your closest friends,
including the person who
sent this to you ....Then,
get depressed 'cause you
can only think of 4!