Thursday, October 22, 2009

Why didn't I know about this years ago?

HOW TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE
1. Open a new file in your PC ...
2. Name it ' Housework .'
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN .
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN .
5. Your PC will ask you, ' Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?'
6. Calmly answer, ' Yes ' and press mouse button firmly ....
7. Feel better?
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Think ablout this for a minute...


















If I happened to show up on your door step crying,
Would you Care?

If I called you and asked you to pick me up because
something Happened, Would you come?

If I had one day left, to live my life;
Would you be part of That last day?

If I needed a shoulder to cry on,
Would you give me Yours?








Do you know what the relationship is between
your two eyes? They blink together, they move
together, they cry together, they see things
together and they sleep together,

BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER...
that's what friendship is.
Life is lonely without friends.
It's world best friends week.
Send this to all Your good friends.
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Good afternoon to you.

"People will forget what you said. People will
forget what you did. But, people will NEVER
forget how you made them feel."
It's "Friends Day" -
Send this to all your good friends.
Even me, if I am one of them.
See how many you get back.
If you get more than 3,
you are really a lovable person
....................... I'm waiting!.
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009







  • Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;
  • Someone who changes your life just by being part of it.
  • Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop;
  • Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world.
  • Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it.

This is Forever Friendship.


This is the sacred RED ROSE.




























  • You must pass this rose on to at least 5 people within the hour of receiving this rose. After you do, make a wish.
  • If you have passed it on, your wish will come true and love will come your way shortly.
  • If not, your life will stay the same as it has always been.
  • Please just be nice and pass it on....
  • May we all be loved so much.
  • Friend if I don't get this back I can take a hint!

Send this to 8 people or more and if this is sent back to you then you know that you are a true friend...



















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Small Request

Cancer a strange cell. Going along for years in remission and then one day it pops it head up again. If you ever have it you will never be free of it. Pray for the day there will be a permanent cure.


A SMALL REQUEST...
























93% won't forward, but I'm Sure You Will........

A small request.....Just one line


Dear God, I pray for the cure of cancer.
Amen


All you are asked to do is keep this circulating.
Even if it's only to one more person.
In memory of anyone you know who has been
struck down by cancer or is still living with it.
A Candle Loses Nothing by Lighting Another Candle...
Please Keep This Candle Going
* * * * * *
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Sunday, October 18, 2009

Who gets the banana?

I just loved this one.. mostly because well, I walked right into it..

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

A Lion , A Chimp , A Giraffe ,....AND... A Squirrel








They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.


Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . . .

Try and answer within 30 seconds.

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.
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If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.




























Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax

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