Police Tickets

>>

>> Police Tickets

>>

>>

>> Good:

>>
>> A policeman had a perfect spot to watch

>> for many speeders , but wasn't getting many.

>> Then he discovered the problem- a

>> 10-year-old boy was standing up the

>> road with a hand painted sign, which

>> read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer

>> then found a young accomplice down

>> the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and

>> a bucket full of change. ( And we used to

>> just sell lemonade.)

>>

>> Better:

>>

>> A motorist was mailed a picture of his

>> car speeding through an automated

>> radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was

>> included. Being cute, he sent the police

>> department a picture of $4o. The

>> police responded with another mailed

>> photo of Handcuffs.

>>

>> Best:

>>

>> A young woman was pulled over for

>> speeding. As the motorcycle officer

>> walked to her car window, flipping

>> open his ticket book, she said, "I bet

>> you are going to sell me a ticket to

>> the "Highway Patrolmen's Ball"

>>

>> He replied, "Highway Patrolmen don't

>> have balls."

>>

>> There was a moment of silence while

>> she smiled, and he realized what he'd

>> just said. He then closed his book, got

>> back on his motorbicycle and left.

>>

>> She was laughing too hard to start her

>> car for several minutes.

>>

>>

>>

>> _____