This was sent to me from a very good friend of mine.
I hope you like it...It made me smile and say "I agree"
on a lot of these items, especially #11.
I hope you like it...It made me smile and say "I agree"
on a lot of these items, especially #11.
1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control
pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates
can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you
don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by
then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain
consciousness.
9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing
together and setting fire to my knickers'.
10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and
it shrinks 2 sizes!
11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things
like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten
my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have
never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to
forget to eat!
12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited
about nothing and then they marry him.
13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress
are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are
they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
SEND THIS TO 5 BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE
THEIR DAY!!!
LIVE SIMPLY.....LAUGH OFTEN.....LOVE DEEPLY
*Thanks Cindy for your support and humor!
pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates
can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you
don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by
then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain
consciousness.
9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing
together and setting fire to my knickers'.
10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and
it shrinks 2 sizes!
11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things
like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten
my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have
never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to
forget to eat!
12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited
about nothing and then they marry him.
13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress
are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are
they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
SEND THIS TO 5 BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE
THEIR DAY!!!
LIVE SIMPLY.....LAUGH OFTEN.....LOVE DEEPLY
*Thanks Cindy for your support and humor!
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