A Lesson of Brownie Mix...All Parents Must Read This One

All parents should keep this one in their memory.

A father of some teenage children had the family rule
that they could not attend PG-13, R or X rated movies.
His three teens wanted to see a particular popular movie
that was playing at local theaters. It was rated PG-13.
The teens interviewed friends and even some members
of their family's church to find out what was offensive in
the movie. The teens made a list of pros and cons about
the movie to use to convince their dad that they should
be allowed to see it.

The cons were:
*It contained ONLY 3 swear words!
*The only violence was a building exploding (and you
see that on TV all the time they said),
*You actually did not "see" the couple in the movie
having sex, it was just implied sex, off camera.

The pros were:
*It was a popular movie, (a blockbuster) .
*Everyone was seeing it.
*If the teens saw the movie then they would not feel left
out whentheir friends discussed it.
*The movie contained a good story and plot.
*It had some great adventure and suspense in it.
*There were some fantastic special effects in this movie.
*The movie's stars were some of the most talented actors
in Hollywood .
*It probably would be nominated for several awards.
*Many members of their Christian church, including the
pastor, had even seen the movie and said it wasn't really
"that bad".

Therefore, since there were more pros than cons the teens
askedtheir father to reconsider his position on just this one
movie and let them have permission to go see it. The father
looked at the list and thought for a few minutes. He said he
could tell his children had spentsome time and thought on
this request. He asked if he could have a day to think about
it before making his decision. The teens were thrilled,
thinking, "Now we've got him! Our argument is too good!
Dad can't turn us down!" So, they happily agreed to let
him have a day to think about their request.

The next evening the Father called his three teenagers,
who were smiling smugly, into the living room. There
on the coffee table he had a plate of brownies. The teens
were puzzled. The father told his children he had thought
about their request and had decided that if they would
eat the brownies, then he would let them go to the movie.
But, he explained, just like the movie, the brownies had
pros and cons.

The pros were :
*They were made with the finest chocolate and other
good ingredients.
*They had the added special effect of yummy walnuts
in them.
*The brownies were moist and fresh with wonderful
chocolate frosting on top.
*He had made these fantastic brownies using an award-
winning recipe.
*And best of all, the brownies had been made lovingly
by the hands of their own father.

The brownies only had one con :
*He had included a little bit of a special ingredient:
The brownies contained just a small amount of
dog poop. But he had mixed the dough well and
they probably would not even be able to taste
the dog poop and he had baked it at 350 degrees
so hopefully any bacteria or germs from the dog
poop had probably been destroyed. Therefore,
if any of his children could stand to eat the
brownies which included just a "little bit of crap"
and not be affected by it, then he knew they
would also be able to see the movie with "just a
little bit of smut" and not be affected. Of course,
none of the teens would eat the brownies and
the smug smiles had left their faces.

Now when his teenagers ask permission to do something he
knows they shouldn't be doing the father just asks,
"Would you like me to whip up a batch of my special brownies?"

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* Contributed by an email sent to me from my mom