A Minute

A Minute

A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up
at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to
talk with God.

"God," he said, "how long is a million years?"

God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."

The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"

God answered, "To me, it's a penny."

The man then asked, " God, can I have a penny?"

God answered, "In a minute."