True Story

True Story

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to
her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding
to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know
how to use it use it! Get out of the car, you scumbags!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation, but got out and
ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded
to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the
driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried and then it dawned her why.

A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five
spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove
to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story
nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other
side of the end of the counter, where four pale white males were
reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly woman described as white,
less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.
Ah, senior moments!


*Contributed by my dear friend Shirley