Random thoughts for the day...

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an
argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap
when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on step #5.
I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you
how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you just aren't
going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue
Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word
and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my
ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make
any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will
never wash this -- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring
(Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately
call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.
What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the
phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good
and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire
day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just
so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day
"Dad, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?"
How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any
given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin
with Miller Lite’s than Kay.

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*Contributed by an email sent to me from my amazing
aunt RiverEyes.